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Do Graduate Students and Postdocs Overestimate Their Importance [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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Our laboratory moved today, little darlings, and it was quite an endeavor. I smell horrible, I am covered in filth, and I still have a grant to finish tonight. The bright side is that the job is done and I had lots of time to spend with the lab peeps to plot and scheme. I'll tell you more about it soon. In short, though, if I never, ever, ever have to move a lab again it will be too soon.

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Dr. Isis vesus the iPhone [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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I have to warn you all, little muffins. I am about to have a serious getoffamylawn moment.

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Figure 1: Pretty much like this, minus the droopy bits. Dr. Isis has no droopy bits.

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An Open Letter... [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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To "Mary" at the Principal Investigators Association.

Dear alleged "mary@principalinvestigators.org",

It is not frequent for me to dislike someone I do not know, but I am developing a very, very robust dislike for you. I don't know how you obtained my contact information, but if there is one thing I can now guarantee everyday, it's that I am going to receive a fucktillion emails from "mary@principalinvestigators.org". Each and every day, there you are. Taunting me from my inbox. What can you possibly have to tell me that requires daily contact?

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Keeping up-to-date with the cool conference scene [Confessions of a Science Librarian]

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I recently had an interesting online exchange with Andrew Colgoni, Science Fluencies Libraries at McMaster University in Hamilton, ON. (blog).

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The Braless Afternoon of Dr. Isis [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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Dr. Isis is in the dog house tonight, little muffins. Deep, deep in the dog house. All I can do is pour myself a Jameson and tell you all of my tales of sorrow.

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"My Mommy is the Boss of the Sink" and Scientist Dads Step Up [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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Dr. Isis is at the casa of her in-laws this weekend. It is their 40th wedding anniversary and we have made the many, many mile trip to spend it with them. This has been a generally relaxing trip filled with much Jameson for Dr. Isis and much shenanigans for Little Isis. Last night Little Isis's grandfather took him swimming at 11pm after enjoying some chocolate cake at 10pm. I can't imagine anything cooler than late night chocolate cake and swimming if you are three years old.

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Are women "bailing out" of IT? [Greg Laden's Blog]

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Or are they being pushed out, but blamed for it?

A blog post in on Womensenews.org, raises interesting issues.

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Ask Dr. Isis - How Much Can I Pester My Mentor? [On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess]

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Dr. Isis has received a lovely email from a graduate student who needs some help figuring out how to interact with her new mentor. She writes:

Dearest Goddess of shoes and science,

I humbly ask that you help a girl out with two questions, both of which fall within your realms of influence, though one is a sight simpler than the other. I also humbly ask that you take my name and institution out of this here email should you decide to post it.

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Call for Scientiae Blog Carnival: Describe your dream institute [DrugMonkey]

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JaneB of Now, what was I doing? blog has the reins for the July edition of the Scientiae Blog Carnival. It struck my fancy.

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Scientific Salary Stratigraphy: Past Performance Does Not Guarantee Future Results [Uncertain Principles]

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Inside Higher Ed has a news squib about gender disparities in academic science, which points to a Nature story about a survey on job satisfaction (bad IHE, giving a false impression on the story!). The gender portion of the story is limited to a short section at the end of the article, and one graph:

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7 Questions with... Zen Faulkes [The Thoughtful Animal]

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Here at Thoughtful Animal headquarters, we are conducting series of seven-question interviews with people who are doing or have done animal research of all kinds - biomedical, behavioral, cognitive, and so forth. Interested in how animal research is conducted, or why animal research is important? Think you might want to do some animal research of your own someday? This is the interview series for you.

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7 Questions with... Bora Zivkovic [The Thoughtful Animal]

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Here at Thoughtful Animal headquarters, we're starting a new series of seven-question interviews with people who are doing or have done animal research of all kinds - biomedical, behavioral, cognitive, and so forth. Interested in how animal research is conducted, or why animal research is important? Think you might want to do some animal research of your own someday? This is the interview series for you.

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Should sexy sell feminism? [Greg Laden's Blog]

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And in this case by "feminism" I mean specifically active engagement in STEM-recruiting.

The answer is ... going to be at the far end of what I predict will be an interesting and productive discussion starting out at Urban Science Adventures: An Open Letter to...Nerd Girls

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The World's Fair - now in the United Kingdom... (and just to clarify, not Hogwarts) [The World's Fair]

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O.K. It's been a while since I last posted, but I do have a good excuse. I've been on the road with my family for the past 5 weeks, and have just settled in London. I'm here because I am about to start a half year sabbatical, and to give you a sense of where I'm working, here are a few picture hints (note that it's not, as my Son thought for a while, Hogwarts).

Here's the "foyer" (img link):

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Do you expose your trainees to the NIH Grant sausage making? [DrugMonkey]

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Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. -Otto von Bismarck. (or maybe it was John Godfrey Saxe)
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Music While Doing Science - Part 1 [The Thoughtful Animal]

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listening to music.jpgLast week, I asked on twitter, and then on the blog, about peoples' preferences for listening to music while doing various types of sciencey work, and conducted an informal survey.

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You don't get to define your job. Is that a problem for you? [DrugMonkey]

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You will probably have noticed by now, DearReader, that the NIH grant game is not exactly a distasteful part of my job. Don't get me wrong. I'd be much happier if I had landed in some hard-salary situation with exceptional institutional support, local funding sources procured by the philanthropy side of the institution and just generally had fewer concerns about actually funding my laboratory.

That didn't happen, however. I landed in a job which requires me to be at least minimally competent at acquiring major research funding. I was not particularly prepared for this.

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Who wants a tenure track position in beautiful Vancouver? I've got one! (well, seven actually) [The World's Fair]

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(Well, actually 6 since the first ad below is just a bit of fun...)

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JOB POSTING: "IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME"

This is a call for outstanding candidates to apply for a tenure track assistant professor position within the context of the Michael Smith Laboratories at the University of British Columbia. The successful applicant is expected to work in areas of interest to current faculty members, to interact with related groups within our network and to have demonstrated ability in producing research material of excellent quality and interest.

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Professor, PI or Doctor? [DrugMonkey]

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A comment at Prof-like Substance caught my eye.
You called yourself a PI? What's with all these biomedical people referring to a professor as a PI? In some fields a professor is a professor. An academic title is more dignified than an administrative acronym.

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Science and the Importance of Cheese [Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)]

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